clothing-accessories
  • SALE

  • A black tentacle illustration is holding up the words "Sale Stuff" in front of a dark teal background.

    SHOP ALL SALE

  • diy-crafts
  • WANNA MAKE SOME BUTTONS?

  • image of a button maker at Monster in Ballard

    MAKE YOUR OWN BUTTONS!

  • home-goods
  • SALE

  • A black tentacle illustration is holding up the words "Sale Stuff" in front of a dark teal background.
  • art
  • Super Powers by Betsy Schairer

  • A print by Barry Blankenship with a dark blue background. A cabin hovers and has neon pink light coming out of it. A neon pink animal is running in from the left.
  • gifts
  • MONSTER GIFT CARDS

  • Magnet - 1.25 Inch: Don't Move Here Raindrop

    This raindrop magnet says, "Don't Move Here. It's terrible." and it means it. Get outta here. It rains in Seattle ALL THE TIME - just like you heard. It's never nice in Seattle. It's always gray and rainy in Seattle. Don't do it. Don't move here. It's terrible.

    You could put this tiny 1.25 inch magnet in your school locker. But don't put it on the OUTSIDE of your school locker because someone will steal this kick butt magnet 100% for sure. Don't believe us? Just try it. You'll be back here so soon buying another magnet for your school locker and we'll just laugh and laugh and take your money again.