How about you focus on this reality instead of the one you made up in your head where everyone is made at you.
This Shower Art piece measures 11 1/2 x 8 inches - about the size of a piece of notebook paper. The photo is an example. You will be able to select the figure and up to three colors of glitter in your made to order art piece.
Shower Art is waterproof art you can hang in your shower with a suction cup. This piece has four suction cups - one on each corner - to hold it up securely on your tiles.